A Kloey is someone who, despite the whole world trying crush her at times, is invincible. Typically a Kloey will find you at a time in your life when she is most needed. Warning: Kloeys can read minds so be careful where your mind wanders. The Kloey is typically unaware of her abilities to affect others around her, and has no idea that she is unnaturally beautiful. Kloeys have an excellent sense of humor and incredible eyes. If you are ever lucky enough to encounter one... hold on for dear life and enjoy the ride. You may just find yourself along the way.
I can tell by her smile... she's a Kloey
by My Cheburek December 18, 2019
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Kloey is a beautiful girl. She's sweet. Can be mean when she wants, so don't mess with her. She tends to give her close friends a second chance. But, if you hurt her or her best friend more than once, your done for. She has brown eyes, blonde hair. Usually straight hair. She's more average height. Anyone would be lucky to be best friends with her.
Man, I wish I had a Kloey in my life. She's so cool and funny!
by R.a.n.d.o.m.girl421 February 11, 2016
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Kloey is the baddest bitch and love animals. Everyone should get a Kloey. Kloey are mostly black with frizzy brown hair and hazel brown eyes. Kloey is mostly hot with a tint of ugly
If you don’t have a Kloey your life you need to get one.
by Dmonyd yeolk si looc December 15, 2017
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Kloey is a back stabbing bitch who likes to flirt with your man. She's fat and needs to lose a ton of weight. She lies to get her way and messes everything up to ruin you. Never trust her. Ever.
There goes that fat elephant Kloey again.
by b!tch_sl@p March 19, 2016
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What you are called when your mama is too ignorant to know the spelling of Chloe
Kloey - get me some cigs and big bottle of soda so I can get fatter - the food stamps are on the table
by SteveRR June 7, 2019
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She Can have whatever color hair she is so beautiful she is a queen.
by Andrewww<3 October 11, 2016
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A hyper active bitch. She eats everything..She will steal your cake right from under nose. She snatches food out of your hand then shits and pisses all over the place. She'll try to be your best friend and just when you start to fall for those pretty blue eyes eyes...shes stolen more food, shit on the floor again and sleeping with your man.
Kloey took a shit down again. That bitch stole my cake, her name must be Kloey. A strange breed that Kloey is.
by Ivanna Tienkle April 11, 2014
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