Kiss The Baby

An old term meaning to go to prison a very long time.

Big Mean: What's the charge?

Harry Monroe: Innocent.

Big Mean: Ain't we all?

Harry Monroe: Bank robbery?

Big Mean: Oh, shit.

Harry Monroe: Ooooh, shit!

Big Mean: You can kiss the baby.

Harry Monroe: Kiss the baby?

Skip Donahue: to Big Mean What baby is that sir?

Big Mean: Ask your lawyer.

Kiss The Baby by Mark1983 October 7, 2017

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Kiss the Baby

A phrase made popular by NFL WR Chad OchoCinco, Kiss the Baby is commonly used in competition to symbolize the point of no return, or "the end" for the opposing team.

The San Diego Defense might as well Kiss the Baby because we've already won.

Kiss the Baby by T Freakin' C August 22, 2009

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kiss the baby

it means that's a wrap; it's over. it is not telling your buddies to f off, this phrase it very versatile and has no negative context.

if you tryin to pick up that girl you can kiss the baby, she is coming home with me tonight.

i just got the sniper rifle in halo, kiss the baby

kiss the baby by definitiongeniusmaster August 22, 2009

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kiss the baby

polite way of telling your buddies to F off; reference to going to prison for many years so kiss the baby cause the next time you'll see him he aint gonna be no baby no more

"you can bend over and kiss the baby"; "you are a baby kisser"

kiss the baby by lil Jenny Q December 22, 2008