N-"Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips Kip."
K-"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
K-"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
by jenlynne January 6, 2005
by niallok October 3, 2006
/kip/ Origin: Unknown
(n) 1)Term used to describe a generally annoying individual who is oblivious to how abrasive they are. 2) A person who always has a better version of any storying being told. (See also "One-upper"). 3) One who possesses the innate ability to chew tobacco and drink coffee simultaneously at any time of day.
(v) 1) The act of walking into the middle of a group of people already engaged in a spirited dialog only to cause everyone to immediately dissipate effectively killing the conversation. 2) To screw something up without being aware or being able to take responsibility for any consequences. 3) To attempt to substitute a product of lesser value for personal financial benefit. 4) To irreparably screw something up.
(adj.) -ped: Term used to describe an act of someone exhibiting characteristics of a "kip".
(adv.) -ly: A manner of behaving poorly in the presence of other people but thinking you're being funny.
(n) 1)Term used to describe a generally annoying individual who is oblivious to how abrasive they are. 2) A person who always has a better version of any storying being told. (See also "One-upper"). 3) One who possesses the innate ability to chew tobacco and drink coffee simultaneously at any time of day.
(v) 1) The act of walking into the middle of a group of people already engaged in a spirited dialog only to cause everyone to immediately dissipate effectively killing the conversation. 2) To screw something up without being aware or being able to take responsibility for any consequences. 3) To attempt to substitute a product of lesser value for personal financial benefit. 4) To irreparably screw something up.
(adj.) -ped: Term used to describe an act of someone exhibiting characteristics of a "kip".
(adv.) -ly: A manner of behaving poorly in the presence of other people but thinking you're being funny.
(n) That guy sure is acting like a Kip.
(v) You'd better leave. You're Kipping the whole office.
(adj.) Boy, you really Kipped that one up.
(adv.) I've never witnessed someone behave that Kipperedly before.
(v) You'd better leave. You're Kipping the whole office.
(adj.) Boy, you really Kipped that one up.
(adv.) I've never witnessed someone behave that Kipperedly before.
by WeKnowDoYou November 15, 2018
by A. Gotlieb September 21, 2005
Kip: A small, alcohol-dwelling creature of asian origin. When alarmed or distressed, makes a curious sound that has been variously described as "a female wookie" or "whale noises".
This diminutive mammal will krump furiously when challenged, in what scientists believe is a sort of unbearably sexy mating ritual. The natural enemy of the Common or "Garden-Variety" Slut, the Kip is most at home when watching bizarre Japanese video clips or drinkan with other, similar mammals.
The Kip exhibits a curious form of symbiosis with the Rex, a large, wooly-haired and exceptionally handsome beast with the world's largest penis-to-mass ratio. The Rex and the Kip will bond at the slightest opportunity, displaying such behaviour as "hand-hugging" and "making a fist bump and then turning it into a pimpshit fuckin rocket", as scientists have dubbed them. They will then make ridiculous faces at each other until one or the other gives in before becoming fully unclothed and imbibing copious amounts of alcohol.
Scientists believe that this strange species (as well as the Rex) are related to a now-extinct genus known as the Dorkus Malorkus, due to extremely similar behavioral patterns.
This diminutive mammal will krump furiously when challenged, in what scientists believe is a sort of unbearably sexy mating ritual. The natural enemy of the Common or "Garden-Variety" Slut, the Kip is most at home when watching bizarre Japanese video clips or drinkan with other, similar mammals.
The Kip exhibits a curious form of symbiosis with the Rex, a large, wooly-haired and exceptionally handsome beast with the world's largest penis-to-mass ratio. The Rex and the Kip will bond at the slightest opportunity, displaying such behaviour as "hand-hugging" and "making a fist bump and then turning it into a pimpshit fuckin rocket", as scientists have dubbed them. They will then make ridiculous faces at each other until one or the other gives in before becoming fully unclothed and imbibing copious amounts of alcohol.
Scientists believe that this strange species (as well as the Rex) are related to a now-extinct genus known as the Dorkus Malorkus, due to extremely similar behavioral patterns.
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
"....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
a typical conversation between the Kip and the Rex
"I hate you."
":3"
"...D:"
"...."
"................"
"............:3."
":3"
Another typical exchange.
"....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
a typical conversation between the Kip and the Rex
"I hate you."
":3"
"...D:"
"...."
"................"
"............:3."
":3"
Another typical exchange.
by Foolius Decimus Meridius November 1, 2010
Did you hear that our new computer is already kipped? We'll have to completely wipe it and start from scratch.
by Shotgun Sam March 6, 2008