King Cobra 

A person with snake like qualities (usually of Pakistani descent) who stirs the pot, sets friends up against each other and slithers out of all situations with straight up bullshit!

Look at that King Cobra slithering about spewing his venom between his friends.

King Cobra by Whatsyachops September 18, 2017

King Cobra 

A fine malt liquor to share among friend to enhance life's special moments. A subtle blend of hobo pee and repressed memory, never pair with raisin balls. Or your dad's balls. No balls.

Beth and Nicole drank their King Cobra, knowing that at that moment, the pinnacle of their whole life had been reached, and there was no greater joy than this bum swill and good friends.

King Cobra by BethArgy July 18, 2015

King Cobra 

A brand of Malt Liquor produced by Anheuser-Busch particularly being in forty ounce bottles. Very inexpensive and smooth tasting.

Hey grab me one of those forties...Yeah, the King Cobra...

King Cobra by Jeffrey M. April 16, 2006

King Cobra 

An extra large turd that, once deployed, coils around the bottom of the toilet bowl with the last two inches appearing above the water line.

I clogged the toilet..the king cobra strikes again!

King Cobra by tunofun March 2, 2011

King Cobra 

Cheap 40 of Malt Liquor.

Ya Kno: Grab me a 40
True: Yea kid, what kind?
Ya Kno: King Cobra
True: True

King Cobra by Get Money September 28, 2005

king cobra 

When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.

I need to brush my teeth because I just gave Shera a king cobra.

king cobra by spitting cobra June 28, 2009

king cobra 

A very arrogant person

Look at the king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand what it feels like to talk to an arrogant person

king cobra by Uncle Dimma June 12, 2016