Kill Myself
George: Yo we're going the wrong way.. where's my house?
Non-Idiot: Your in it.
George: Oh god. Kill myself.
Non-Idiot: Your in it.
George: Oh god. Kill myself.
Kill Myself by Dr. Kremler May 9, 2009
Words you can keep
Kill Myself
An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"
The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.
The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.
Kill Myself by Tippytom May 26, 2007
kill myself
kill myself by human8819191981818188181 August 23, 2020
Kill myself music
Heavy screaming music that you cannot understand. Tends to be music that is uplifting or telling a story...but screaming it at you.
Kill myself music by LoginiFettucini July 14, 2022
kill myself infront
kill myself infront by bubkk_ May 3, 2023
i want to fucking kill myself
When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
i want to fucking kill myself by NekoKat May 28, 2021
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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