Kid Man

Kid who is super hairy

You are such a Kid Man

by redrobin591 September 5, 2018

Spider Man Kid

Some immature dumbass kid, probably around the age of 9 or 8 that expresses his love of Spiderman in his clothing. Wears a Spiderman T-Shirt, blue sweatpants, and Sketcher Light Up shoes. Most likely watches Cartoon Network, and plays with Pokemon, Bakugan, and Yu-Gui-Oh.

Tabatha: OMG my litte brother is such a Spider man kid, he keeps on playing with Bakugan!
Tiffany:OMG like I know right? Like he has a Spider man shirt that says Bang! on it. I mean like really?
Tabatha:IKR?
Tiffany:LOLZ

Mark: REPTAR HAS TIMES FOUR JAW STRENGTH AND PLUS FIVE DEFENSE!
Bobby: NUH UH, MY GALANGANASH HAS PLUS SIX STOMPING ABILITY AND PLUS TWENTY DEFENSE.
Mark: Well your GALANGANASH IS NO MATCH FOR MY: UBARBEAR. UBARBEAR GO! WATER TORNADO ATTACK GO!
Bobby: FML

by APERSONWHOHATESKIDSLIKETHIS March 4, 2011

Man Kid

This is a man that is over 30 years of age that spends his time playing video games online. This person can be very responsible individuals but at times can act just like a kid thefore resulting in the term man kid.

A man kid can be spotted playing Call of Duty, Madden NFL Football, etc. They also like to wear headsets and refer to the time spent online as "gaming."

by Wife of Man Kid November 17, 2011

The manky kid

The kid that fkn smells like shit and looks like shit

(probs the kids called brock or reece)

(brock or reece walks past)

holy shit cunt put on some deo cunt

Brock: yea well why dont u go and poopoo

The manky kid: The kid thats manky

by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019

Kidmaniac

A fan of Nicole Kidman. Somebody who sees all of her work and considers her to be one of the greatest actors of all time. Akin to a "Twihard".

John is a kidmaniac, he's seen all of her movies and thinks she should have won at least three Oscars by now.

by stalepopcornau November 7, 2012

jens kidman

Vocalist of the djent-death metal band meshuggah. straight out of sweden. don't forget he is also pretty dang hot. The face he makes at concerts is hysterical but once you know him, he is actually sweet.

Meshuggah fan 1- did you see jens?
female meshuggah fan- yes, he is very handsome but brutal at the same time!
Jens kidman- hey ladies! talking about me? fans faint*

by DjentMaster666 November 19, 2020

Nicole Kidman

Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.

Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.

WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!

HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:

Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.

by triggaz April 14, 2008