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Kick in the dick 

1.) A disappointment
2.) What happens to a man because:
-He's being an arrogant bastard
-His girlfriend/wife probably needed to control him
-His girlfriend/wife was probably a sadistic bitch who wanted to see him in pain so she could laugh at him hysterically
1.) I got the score for my finals back. They were a kick in the dick; I totally failed...
2.) Jennie kicked Claude in the dick because he was an arrogant bastard... and she was a sadistic bitch and just wanted a cheap, shallow thrill.
Kick in the dick by mrdonn October 14, 2011

Kick in the dick 

An unnecessary final blow. Being kicked while you're down.
"Ain't that a kick in the dick!"
Kick in the dick by .otatoP July 11, 2014

Ain't that a kick in the dick

A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.
Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

kick someone in the dick day

National kick someone in the dick day!!! WOOHOOOO
Carol-Hey, it’s national kick someone in the dick day *BAM*
Sam- OUCH!!!

I'll Kick You In The Dick 

are u that dumb?
im gonna kick, you, in the dick, Wuu, ummmm right
ur all faggots

A kick in the Moby Dick

By God that felt like a kick in the Moby Dick