by Helen's corndog March 2, 2020
Get the Key chain mug.When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married.
by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010
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The gay version of a “pick me girl,” this type of gay will often turn his back on his own community to appease conservatives or for money. They will often put down gays of color, use racist language, and usually are transphobic. They betray their own community to fit in into typically gay unfriendly environments such as conservatives and MAGA country.
That Jefree Star is a hetero’s little keychain, they call themself a they but says non-binary people don’t exist.
by Bflee000004 February 17, 2023
Get the Hetero’s Little Keychain mug.A prank in which somebody heats up another person's keys in an oven, then gives their unsuspecting victim the hot keys, causing surprise and a temporary painful sensation.
My keys! My keys are red-hot! Sammy, you rat! You weren't using the oven to bake salads! You were heating up my keys to give me the ol' Spicy Keychain!
by attractivecryingman December 18, 2011
Get the Spicy Keychain mug.When a guy and a girl are going out and the girl just hangs all over the guy. The guy doesn't care. The girl is useless and hangs there much like a keychain to a backpack.
by TangoMaureen December 12, 2005
Get the keychain mug.A friend or acquaintance who is so cute, fun, witty and charming, that you want them to go everywhere with you.
"Chrissy you are my new keychain friend - I wish I could shrink you down and keep you in my pocket so you could go everywhere with me."
You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"
You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"
by METRObliss August 16, 2009
Get the Keychain Friend mug.The visible print made by a man's penis on the front of the pants. The phallic formation seen through a man's trousers, shorts, or jeans. See also DICK PRINT
Plural: keychains
Plural: keychains
by q.wsmith March 31, 2010
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