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kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide
I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...
kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016
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Kermit suicide 

To be so done with life that you just wanna die
Aniya, I'M GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE!!!
Kermit suicide by Meme n' Shit December 11, 2018

Kermit suicide 

Yeet yeet

kermit suicide 

Mrs.Segui flew across the room and I wanted to kermit suicide
kermit suicide by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018

kermit suicide 

when you want to jump off a cliff because of mrs.segui
mrs.segui flew across the room and i wanted to kermit suicide
kermit suicide by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018

i am going to kermit suicide 

kermit jumping of a building killing himself
kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

I want to kermit suicide 

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")
Me: i want to kermit suicide

Kermit: me too
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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