When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.
by maize mcgee November 1, 2016
When your female cousin sits on your face and overlaps her meat flaps across each of your cheeks. She then rides your face until she sprays all over it.
"Rachel gave me another Kentucky Meat Shower in the bathroom at the family reunion again this year. It's quickly becoming my favorite family tradition."
by Nerdi_D May 3, 2020
When someone defecates on the penis of a sibling or cousin while getting anally penetrated, then the penis is extracted and the fecal matter is flicked off the penis onto the face of the receiver.
I gave Joanna a Kentucky Meat Shower last night after the drive in movie. I snapped a picture and sent it to my aunt, which happens to be her mother.
by Arcine February 9, 2014
Hope to see y'all at the family reunion! We'll have games for the chitlins.. What's that? Of *course* there'll be a Kentucky Meat Shower! Wouldn't be a reunion without one!
by StarlordKatttt January 8, 2019
by sophinator55555 April 3, 2018
A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.
by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013
An unusual phenomenon which also is a group sex act.
3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.
Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.
...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.
Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.
...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
God came out of the sky..must be Kentucky Meat showers. Take your birth control ladies!!
I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers
Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers
Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
by A Minnesotan January 4, 2019