Kelvinside Academy

A school full of bald headed men who think they are solid but we all know in reality they would get battered the fuck out of.

The toilets are filled with smoke at lunchtime primarily because of the S3 boys who think they are solid because they can do a vape trick.

Overall the school is shite and would not recommend it to anybody at all

Niggatron - Yo have you seen that shitty school in Glasgow?

Faggot - Ye bro it’s Kelvinside academy

Niggatron - Ye it is a fucking shitter

Kelvinside Academy by balls_deep_in_your_gran69 January 18, 2022

kelvinside academy

a shit show of a school where several bald headed men boss you around. everyone at kelvinside academy really does love it there. there are several types of people there such as:

the vape nation - a group of primarily s3 boys who gather inside the bathrooms at lunch time and think they're getting high off of a few hits of a vape

the mean girls wannabe - mostly made up of all the girls from s2-s3 the mean girls wannabe are the real shit stirrers of kelvinside. and lets be honest, most of the time its over boys in S4

the 1 2 captaincy duo - the boy and the girl who are s6 that really think they fucking run the place all because they have a fancy badge and get a free skip pass and a free lunch.

James the Pimp: ayo you seen kelvinside academy
Johnny the gimp: aye its a shithole

kelvinside academy by topshagger55554 January 12, 2022

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