keister bunny 

Noun, The guy in prison that keeps stuff (sometimes cell-made weapons) up his ass for safe storage.

"I don't remember which keister bunny has my 2 dollars, but I'll probably never get it back now"
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"

prison guy2: "Where is it?"

prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"

keister bunny by Jeff S. June 4, 2005

keister bunny 

one who smuggles drugs up the ass into a prison.

the keister bunny made a visit to my cell today.

keister bunny by AMOK594 February 7, 2008

Keister Bunny 

Urban legend: An imaginary entity/being not unlike Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy who visits faggots when they're sleeping, takes their ass cherry and then leaves them a shiny new quarter.

A. "Look at THAT fucking fruitloop."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."

Keister Bunny by WillHigh April 17, 2008

Keister Bunny 

(noun); a fictitious and raunchy character that appears during Easter and is known for perverse behavior and grabbing ass.

"It appears that you have been goosed by The Keister Bunny, Bill.."

Keister Bunny by Wenatchee Guy March 25, 2008

Keister Bunny 

SISSYWHORE PRISONBITCHSHERRYOUSBLACKOWNED

The Keister bunny ended up spending the three day holiday in a special"filming cell" outfitted with cameras. the cell is used to video training films for cell extractions, finding contraband,etc. for the holiday, it is being used to add to the popular PUSSYASS TRAINED TO BE A PRISON BITCH SOLD TO THE CRIPS VOLUME 3: FACE FUCKING NO HOLDS BARRED.

Keister Bunny by Sherryousissywhore April 25, 2020

Keister Bunny 

The hypothetical hare that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left. It sounds like someone has a Keister Bunny.

Keister Bunny by Benevolent Deity February 25, 2018

kiester bunny 

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.

One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.

kiester bunny by Prison Pall May 19, 2009