kayla farfan 

the bitchiest girl you’ll EVER meet...
she left all of her friends JUST to constantly be with her rich whiteboy lacrosse player boyfriend

lacrosse isn’t even a “manly sport” compared to like football and rugby my god
she’s the kind of girl that ALWAYS constantly posts about how she has a bf on social media🙄 it’s like she’s telling you that she’s better than u bc she has a bf and you don’t. she posts about him religiously and they’ve only been dating for like 3 months and they act like they’re gonna get married hahahah lol no. she’s such a bitch to her friends too she shuts them out and if she doesn’t she probably brags about her bf ALL THE TIME
no wonder ppl with bfs lose friends... bc they turn into a bitch who thinks they’re superior when in reality they become a bitch but one that’s heavily DEPENDENT on the bf and cries without seeing him for 10 MINUTES and a person who leaves they’re who knows could’ve been LIFE LONG friends but lol that doesn’t matter to them anymore bc the new bf is here and takes up all ur pReCiOuS time and is only gonna break ur heart in the end. so why even bother🙄

kayla, this is why ur losing friends... bc ur a bratty bitch!

ugh kayla farfan is such a bitch like she left me and her other friends to see her STUPID boyfriend all the time! 🙄

kayla farfan by no bitches allowed October 8, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007