je kanker moeder

A dutch centence that you can use in almost every moment

Stranger: je bent echt kapot stom/ you are fucking annoying.
You: ja je kanker moeder ook: yes, your cancer mom is annoying to.

Stranger: ik haat je/ i hate you,
You: dat is wat je kanker moeder zei toen je was geboren/ that is what your cancer mom said when you were born.

Stranger: ik neuk je vriendin/ i will fuck your girlfriend.

by Ooooooopppsssssssp March 25, 2019

je kanker vader

translates to duch to: your cancer father.

used by chads to assert dominance .

je cumsnor lijkt echt op die van je kanker vader.

by kankervader123 February 28, 2021

Dikke kanker neger

Very common dutch saying when you slightly dislike someone or have a problem with them

Hey! jij dikke kanker neger give me my money back!
He thinks that i am a dikke kanker neger.
All people from the AZC are dikke kanker negers.

by fvntvzy May 31, 2023

kankerous whore bag

a whore sack; one who whores themselve around town

I saw elliot at the mall, what a kankerous whore bag!

by bobbie joness March 17, 2011

je kanker moeder

Dutch word for: Your cancer mom

This sentence is manly used as an insult

Je kanker moeder is een slet

by Rafebro April 21, 2017

je kanker moeder

een nederlands scheld zin die word gebruikt om iemand boos te maken

he jaro je kanker moeder

by somedude_yeets September 29, 2020

Dikke Kanker Care

It's what the Dutch say when someone does not care about that particular subject.
"Dikke" means "Fat", but it is used to simply amplify the words after a swear as well.
"Kanker" means "Cancer", which is quite the common swear in the Netherlands.
"Care" is English. When it comes to this, it is to express someone's not interested.
When shouted it shows it's true power.

Guy #1: Watch out, they're going to capture Bravo!
Guy #2: Dikke Kanker Care! Get over it already!

Gal #1: I'm pregnant! :D
Gal #2: Dikke Kanker Care, don't spread 'em! -.-

Mum: Dinner's ready!
Me: Dikke Kanker Care, I'm playing Modern Warfare 2. GTFO YOU HORRID WOMAN!

by BvdH pwnage March 10, 2010