1 definition by Joostan123

big cock, performs lots of goatsies, makes fun of all the skids, laughs at cave donkeys, has funny glasses molded to his face, gets baked EVERY day, always wants to borrow your phone when baked, master at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2, straight A's in every class, licks things... mostly people.
hey look at kalubs huge bumhole, u could fit a couple skids and a cave donkey in there.
by Joostan123 November 20, 2009
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