kale daddy

A sugar daddy for urban girls who can not regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snacks.

I need a kale daddy to buy me some kombucha right now.

$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!

kale daddy by Davlib July 4, 2016

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Kale Daddy

Like a sugar daddy but YOU pay the kale daddy to be your daddy.

My kale daddy asked me to send a pic of me covered in salad leaves

Kale Daddy by Nova the Nov August 18, 2018

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Kale Daddy

A sugar daddy for urban girls that cannot regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snack

I need a kale daddy to buy me this kombucha right now.

$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!

Kale Daddy by Davlib July 4, 2016

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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