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kabam

Similar to a mic drop, it’s when you drop shade on someone and end the statement with “kabam!”
You were raised by squirrels, because there’s no explanation for why you like nuts so much and are a total asshole. In fact, your only friends are pigeons, which you like to feed. Alas, they all die because you’re a moron and feed them nuts, as you assume everyone must like the same things you do. All yor friends are dead.

Kabam, Miike!
by Bossy Builder August 21, 2018
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kabam

THE MOST FUCKING WHALE MILKING COMPANY EVER. FUCKING IF YOU DONT SPEND MONEY YOUR BROKE ASS WILL GET SHITTY ASS REWARDS AND GET SHAT ON BY THE ELITE WHALES. FUCK YOU IF YOU ARE BROKE. I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT YOUR BROKE ASS AND YOUR BAD CHAMPIONS. FUCK YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH.
FUCK KABAM.
by The Fresh Dad of Bel-Air March 10, 2020
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KABAM

A notorious group of girls who was just amazing! They and the best friends you could ever have they will always have your back if you are part of a KABAM or have the privilege of knowing a KABAM girl you will know of just how awesome they are
kelly: hey did you hear about those KABAM girls?

abbie: yes their just so cool

becky: i want to be one

amy: hey guys we are KABAM!

megan : OMG!
by lilypop1515 October 28, 2010
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kabam

when u drink many energy drinks and u feel like stripping
i feel like kabam ....hahahaha try it urself............
by hahahahabambambam May 25, 2008
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Kabam'd

Getting gang-banged in your booty-hole forever. But just like in a bad dream, everytime you try to call out for help the only words that you can seem to mutter are "Please sir, may i have some more?
Oh, you just got a 5star Kamala Khan? You might as well drink mercury and punch yourself in the back of your own head until you die because you just got kabam'd so hard that you'll probably die from receiving a massive pink sock and all that anal leakage.
by SqueezinKittys August 3, 2017
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Kabam Kunt

The individual staff members that supposedly get paid for doing absolutely no work at the company Kabam
The Kabam Kunt could not fix the lagging issues or unfair game play or the Kabam Kunt knows even less than a fucked up monkey
by XXTHEDARKNESSXX February 10, 2017
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Kabammed

Screwed over, glitched. Having been left vulnerable in a game due to poor programming, resulting in huge losses of game items, troops or other valuable game items with no compensation.

Having been screwed over and uncompensated by a game company because of bad programming or the deliberate intent of the gamemaker; seemingly to generate more revenue for that gaming company.

A situation which a gamer unexpectedly experiences losses through no fault of his own, and left uncompensated by the gamemaker
I was totally Kabammed, I came online and discovered all my troops inexplicably dead or disappeared- my game glitched.

I wrote to Customer service but they wouldnt help or compensate me. I was Kabammed!
by Cadrems July 24, 2015
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