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kaamelott 

The french 'the office'
The show's about the kingdom of Britain during the late roman period, Where the king Arthur, at the place of going to war against his bastard of son and all like in the real legend, here he have to make his land work with the dumbasses of the rond table:

- Perceval, who ... got his ways to solve problems

- Lancelot, who want only the good of the kingdom and himself but not the peoples

- Léodagan, king of carmélide, the father of Arthur's wife, Guenièvre, who is more than radical and always complain

- Karadoc, a dunbass

- Bohort, afraid of everything

- the scibe, who is kinda always angry and probably hates his job
There's also Merlin, who here don't know nothing about druidism, the lake lady who is crazy cuz Arthur don't do what the gods wanted, the priest of the new cult (catholisism) etc.

Th show is long of 6 seasons and a movie, the movie which was in the dark rooms in 2021. More the show progress, more we pass from a sitcom like the office for a serious business serie about depression and religons.

The show, by Alexandres Astier, got most of his jokes by the destruction of the 'locutions figées' phrases that all frenchs say without thinking. It's a classic of french humour with 'la cité de la peur de les nuls' (city of fear by the bad at it), les inconnus (the unknowns) and the two OSS117. If you wanna learn french or french humour, this is a must have.
Perceval: C'est pas faux (it's not wrong, used when you didn't understood what the other guy said)
Karadoc: Du passé faisons table en marbre. (the sentence 'du passé faisons table rase' from the communist song 'l'internationnale' can be translated as 'Let's wipe the slate clean' here Karadoc say 'From the past let's make a marble table.')
Anna: Vous êtes une gigantesque tarlouze. (you're a gigantic gay - in french the term 'tarlouze' was an homophobic insult but is now just mean 'scared of everything')
Arthur: généralement je réponds merde ça marche avec tout (generally I say 'shit' it works with everything)
Cryda de Tintagel: Attention, j’ai rien contre les bouseux... D’habitude je mange pas avec, c’est tout. (Wait, I don't tink anything wrong with the plebians... I just don't eat with them, that's all.)
Léodagan: Sans vouloir la ramener, la seule différence concrète avec des briques, c'est que vous appelez ça des tartes ! (without wanting to being a prick, but the only difference with brics, it's that you call this cake)
Perceval: Le fenouille est une arme redondante ( Fennel is a redundant weapon)
Random guy: MAIS C'EST QUOI CETTE CAMELOTTE? -Artur: Le chateau de Kamelott ( BUT WHAT IS THIS SHIET? The castle of Kamelott - in french 'camelotte' and 'kamelott' got the same prononciation)

not a quote but don't care:

Someone: Kaamelott? that's not the sitcom with the guy saying that all the person who killed themself are Jesus? (spoiler sorry)
kaamelott by Myri from the E.U. March 5, 2022
Words you can keep
Amazing metal band. Black Halo kicks so much ass!
Kamelot will rape you in the butt, and you will enjoy it!
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Inredible progressive metal band. Kamelot is awesome because they have: great vocals, great guitars, and great percussion. Consists of Roy Khan, Thomas Youngblood, Casey Grillo, and Glenn Barry.
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kamelot by Nahotnoj May 5, 2005
Easily one of the best power/melodic metal acts comming out of America (Florida) right now... except Khan, who they got from Norway

Can you say, North American Black Halo Tour 2006?
Think Queensryche's power metal, Maiden's epic-ness, a bit of Dream Theater's prog, Therion's symphonies/choirs, and a shit load of awesome all put into a blender, and you have Kamelot
Kamelot by Maxxwell May 9, 2006
modern Progressive metal act, who quite frankly kick the ultimate ass in everyway.
kamelot are great because roy kahn has a great voice
kamelot by SoL February 2, 2004
If you turn on your super modern Emo Loving Bullshit Alternative Rock Radio station, You most like wouldn't find this band. Because they're better then every one else.
Thomas Youngblood would you please bash your guitar over the heads of those Octave-Loving Idiots.
Kamelot by Ralph Vaughan Williams October 23, 2004
An extremely awesome Progressive/Power Metal band, great lyrics, great vocals, great solos and great all.

Unfortunately people prefer to listen to stupid ass, crappy and poser metal bands like Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet For My Valentine...
The Black Halo of Kamelot was hands down one of the best albums of this last decade.
Kamelot by darkdiablo92 January 16, 2011
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