A bo'om in disguise, who's finally free from- ahem ahem- *the* company. He absolutely *hates* stalkers' trashy songs about detecting love and 'Goo Goo Gabba Gabba Gee', whatever that is.
Person 1: Who's the bottomest bottom you've ever seen?
Person 2: Well, of course it's K9KURO!!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.