k ride

One of the first signs of a "k ride" is the storyteller gets very excited and animated before telling the story. An actual "k ride" is a long story that has no point. The storyteller might simply end the story with "that's it."

"wow that was a hellava 'k ride'"
"we're going on a 'k ride'"

k ride by Kelley Rider January 26, 2009

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kridey

He is a quirky indian kid,he graces people with his logic no matter how wrong and he has a 9 incher

Oh wow kridey is so funny

kridey by Krideysfanclub November 23, 2021

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kridel

bardyboy kisses his dogs and strokes phil kid plays baseball u should add him on snap and is 10x better than joshhyyy boy at seige and does not disagreee

BARDY KRIDEl Do be kinda sus tho

kridel by 69pplholdingme October 29, 2020

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kridek

my cute and hot bf that only has discord and makes me horny af <333 love u baby

example: i love kridek

kridek by ayumii May 11, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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