A scorpi-hoe, if you will. A Jovencio is loyal and caring but only towards people who deserve it. Jovencio’s are chronically late but once they show up they are the life of the party. Handsome and charming, Jovencio’s are usually the workplace whore, friends with everyone. If you’re lucky enough to meet a Jovencio in your lifetime, consider your self #blessed
Boy #1: I met a Jovencio last night, my life has been changed forever.
Boy #2: I met a Jovencio once, he left me on read.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.