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Just Come 

Someone who just came to the United States from another country. Usually the clothes are outdated. Used a lot in Miami
What where did he find those Karl Kani jeans, and that Cross colors jacket... Girl he is a just come.
Just Come by JennyJammy May 28, 2009

Just Come On It 

A phrase used when one needs to just relax or simply chill the fuck out. Often directed toward people who are tense and paranoid. In the world of "The Wingmen" it is the title of the single greatest Compact Disc ever created
Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna go jump off that building.
Guy 2: Dude why?!
Guy 1: Dude, Just Come On It...
Just Come On It by Dan Rut November 21, 2006

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I was just making a comment, Marguerite 

Phrase you say after you say something offensive and the other person gets angry.
Person 1: This pie tastes like hell.
Person 2: Well, I'll just buy pies from the store from now on!
Person 1: I was just making a comment, Marguerite.

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend! 

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.
Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"