An intelligent, productive member of society. Hating juggalos and juggalettes who constantly mooch off of the community but do nothing for us, is a major part of the juggalo hater's life.
by JuggaloH8R December 30, 2010
Dude the fairgrounds were overrun with Beach Juggalos Saturday night. Sublime was headlining the summer fest!
by Feelnfly June 30, 2019
The "family" is a cult which promotes worship of the psychopathic record label and devotion of one's life to their specific purpose (profits for the record label).
Members practice certain rituals (family gatherings) or follow a set of principle rules set down through the raps and lyrics of ICP, Dark Lotus and other psychopathic label "artists".
They “the Juggalos” believe its way is the only correct way to live life so that, according to Insane Clown Posse, the Wraith will send all the good juggalos to the Juggalo Heaven -- Shangri- La… "Free money, and mad bitches nonstop".
Members practice certain rituals (family gatherings) or follow a set of principle rules set down through the raps and lyrics of ICP, Dark Lotus and other psychopathic label "artists".
They “the Juggalos” believe its way is the only correct way to live life so that, according to Insane Clown Posse, the Wraith will send all the good juggalos to the Juggalo Heaven -- Shangri- La… "Free money, and mad bitches nonstop".
from Juggalo Family By Insane Clown Posse
...Running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod
Always got your back till the end screaming juggalos
Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go...
Say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family!
Mass murder makes me happy!
Dead bodies make me happy!
Say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family!
... And I hate everyone, and I hate everything
Except for all the juggalos and the love that they bring!
… finally realized we will always have the juggalos
I'll never give another second, to them other hoes!
...Running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod
Always got your back till the end screaming juggalos
Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go...
Say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family!
Mass murder makes me happy!
Dead bodies make me happy!
Say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family!
... And I hate everyone, and I hate everything
Except for all the juggalos and the love that they bring!
… finally realized we will always have the juggalos
I'll never give another second, to them other hoes!
by J Strapper August 31, 2008
Th act of fingering a girl while she is on her period and then using the blood to draw a clown face on her. Similar to the members of ICP.
by Lonely Sock December 11, 2011
Complete and utter faggotry, something that all "juggalo's" posess. Usually hidden by overcompensation of the pelvic region, and stupidity.
by Anononononnoonononymous August 10, 2011
Juggalo killer J-K for short is a person who hates juggalos icp or anything related to them. Willing to kill hert or beat a juggalo.
by 801pimping April 28, 2011
(note: in this definition, when I refer to "all", I don't literally mean "each and every one". Don't be fucking stupid)
1. Extremely loyal followers of the Insane Clown Posse, and psychopathic records artists in general, almost to the point of worship.
2. Claim to be different, unique, and non-conformist, yet they dress exactly the same, talk exactly the same (ICP slang that nobody else in the world uses, yet they use it when speaking to everyone), and act mostly the same. Non-conformist? No.
3. Claim to be "hated", "outcasts", and things of that nature. Every time they have a gathering, they leave garbage everywhere, trash the place, and assault people 10 on 1. And then, they wonder why people hate them. Otherwise, in reality, nobody really gives enough of a shit to hate them, but they are calling more and more negative attention to themselves.
4. Shooting-sprees, hatchet murder, killing, mass murder, necrophilia are all acceptable by juggalo standards, but don't you dare be racist or a bigot!
5. Claim that "you don't have to like ICP, or even psychopathic records to be a juggalo". This statement, in and of itself, is absolutely moronic. Since ICP coined the term "juggalo" to refer to their fans, I doubt that die-hard Shania Twain fans are going to be calling themselves juggalos anytime soon.
6. Claim to "not give a fuck", but get extremely offended at anyone who thinks that ICP is bad, and anyone who dares to challenge their juggalo ways.
7. Claim that "haters" don't know what they are talking about, and that they "don't understand". I have been listening to ICP since 1993, longer than most of these "juggalos", and I would never refer to myself as one of them.
8. Blindly buy into the money-making juggernaut that is Psychopathic records, who sell overpriced t-shirts, hats, lighters, underwear, balloons, and just about anything else that says ICP on it, while J and 2 Dope sit back, laugh, and become millionaires.
9. Refer to other juggalos, complete strangers, mind you, as "family". If liking the same kind of music as others makes you family, well shit, I must have a lot of goddamn family!
1. Extremely loyal followers of the Insane Clown Posse, and psychopathic records artists in general, almost to the point of worship.
2. Claim to be different, unique, and non-conformist, yet they dress exactly the same, talk exactly the same (ICP slang that nobody else in the world uses, yet they use it when speaking to everyone), and act mostly the same. Non-conformist? No.
3. Claim to be "hated", "outcasts", and things of that nature. Every time they have a gathering, they leave garbage everywhere, trash the place, and assault people 10 on 1. And then, they wonder why people hate them. Otherwise, in reality, nobody really gives enough of a shit to hate them, but they are calling more and more negative attention to themselves.
4. Shooting-sprees, hatchet murder, killing, mass murder, necrophilia are all acceptable by juggalo standards, but don't you dare be racist or a bigot!
5. Claim that "you don't have to like ICP, or even psychopathic records to be a juggalo". This statement, in and of itself, is absolutely moronic. Since ICP coined the term "juggalo" to refer to their fans, I doubt that die-hard Shania Twain fans are going to be calling themselves juggalos anytime soon.
6. Claim to "not give a fuck", but get extremely offended at anyone who thinks that ICP is bad, and anyone who dares to challenge their juggalo ways.
7. Claim that "haters" don't know what they are talking about, and that they "don't understand". I have been listening to ICP since 1993, longer than most of these "juggalos", and I would never refer to myself as one of them.
8. Blindly buy into the money-making juggernaut that is Psychopathic records, who sell overpriced t-shirts, hats, lighters, underwear, balloons, and just about anything else that says ICP on it, while J and 2 Dope sit back, laugh, and become millionaires.
9. Refer to other juggalos, complete strangers, mind you, as "family". If liking the same kind of music as others makes you family, well shit, I must have a lot of goddamn family!
Juggalo/Juggalette: Yo yo yo MCL MCL ninja we be headin to shangri-la cuz im down wit da clown lets get some neden, bitchboy! oh yea MMFWCL wicked clowns!
Normal person: What the fuck are you talking about?? Speak in a language that everyone understands.
Juggalo/Juggalette: But but, I thoughtz all ninjas used ICP slang!
Normal person: Get your head outta your ass. Immediately!
Normal person: What the fuck are you talking about?? Speak in a language that everyone understands.
Juggalo/Juggalette: But but, I thoughtz all ninjas used ICP slang!
Normal person: Get your head outta your ass. Immediately!
by MacDAS October 28, 2006