juggalos

A bunch of Brainwashed fags. A group that Violent J and Shaggy started to get all the fag ass 12 year old boys to buy their 10,000 records that are on the shelf. These people are losers.

Sane person A: Hey!! look at the juggalo.
Sane person B: Haha, look at how much of a loser he is
Juggalo: Da six joker cards foo.
Sane person A: *smack*
Sane person B: *smack*
Juggalo: ima stick a shotgun up your ass!!!
Sane person A and B: hahahahahahahahaha

by Alex E January 21, 2005

Juggalo

Fans of the band "Insane Clown Posse". Many of these people believe that their life sucks, and that everyone who thinks ICP sucks are bigots, rich, or white. While I am white, please note that I am just a skinny white kid from a lower-middle class suburb, and am in no way rich or bigoted. Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway, most of them are just out for attention, and believe that "Juggalo-ism" (I made it up, so what?) is a legitimate life-style, when it's actually just being an emo, whiny, bitchy, attention-craving douche while wearing clown make-up. They also like Faygo, because their gods, ICP, tell them to, and because they're complete and utter tools.

Juggalo: Yo' dawg ICP fo' lyfe, homiegeedoghomeskillet fooooooooooo'.

Me: Eh, I don't like 'em too much.

Juggalo: YOU B HATIN' ON DA ICP, FOO'? U FUCKIN' BIGOTED RICH ASS MUHFUCKA! I GON' GET SUM HOMIES N BEET YO' ASS DOWN, WHITEY!

Me: Aren't you white, too, dumbass?

by Demin April 2, 2009

Juggalo

Fag posers that like to wear makeup and talk a lot of shit but never back it up

Behind the club Eminem pistol whipped a juggalo fag and the bitch and his "Homies" ran like hell.

by Juggalo Hater May 23, 2008

juggalos

A bunch of faggots who think they are tough, yet the are scared to fight anyone unless they outnumber the other person at least three to one. They are just a group of losers that came together one day because someone realized if you could get all the losers into one group then maybe they could feel good about themselves.

Any loser wearing an ICP t-shirt.

by Ben February 14, 2005

juggalos

A large ball-sucker.

Juggalo: I'z be down wit da klown til i'z dead in da ground.
Me: I don't care if you go down on a clown.
Juggalo: I swing my hatchet biyatch.
Me: But...you suck.
Juggalo: I kill u bitch
Me: *laughs* I have oral herpes. *kisses juggalo* EWW DUDE!
My Friend Joe: Man, you just kissed a fuckkin juggalo! Get this poor bastard to the hospital poste haste!
Me: Aww dude im down wit da klown
Joe: Ahh it's infectious! I'm so sorry I have to do this, but everyone knows you can't let juggalos live. it's rabid and against the law. *stabs*

by shiggledyhigglypuff January 11, 2006

juggaloism

Juggaloism IS NOT a religion, but simply a way of thought and a creative fictional story. Even juggalos don't believe in juggaloism because in album covers and interviews juggalos say they couldn't do this without god.

In the cover of the ICP album, the amazing jeckel brothers, Insane clown posse talks about the help of god. Juggaloism isn't even mentioned.

by -[SWK]-JeCkEl3692 October 3, 2005

juggalos

a group of pussys who came together to worship icp and try to convince each other and themself that they are cool. known to wear overpriced icp shirts and win fights by outnumbering 10 to 1.also target the only rapper that sucks more then them to make themselfs look better. lowest form of scum on the face of the earth

sumdood:sup dawg
sumotherdood:shut the fuck up juggalo prick
sumdood:*kills himself*
see faggot, homosexual, douchebag, cocksucker.

by ZeRoOrDiE March 15, 2005