Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact. More exciting facts to come, but now, some background information.
The Insane Clown Posse, are a bunch of men who dress up as clowns. I don't know why, but its probably for some sort of fetishistic act involving more clowns and the whip carrying cicusmaster.
Apparently, they are some sort of rap group. Like every other rap group in the world, they talk themselves up, trying to make themselves as some hard ass motherfuckers outcast messiahs. Do i really have to tell you that, they are not in fact messiahs, and that they are not in fact anywhere near good. In fact, The Insane Clown Posse are one of the biggest bags of shit, not in the music industry, but in the world as a whole.
Rap music is shit. Rap music done by clowns is infinitely worse. And their fans, or Juggalos as they call themselves, like this crap. Hence we have come back to the original statment, Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact.
The only reason Juggalos like ICP is because they think that their image is cool and funky, and that by liking them, it gives them an excuse for being the fat outcast losers they are. This phenomenon, along with the Slipknot goth fans is the most generic and conformist form of teenage rebellion there is. If you're a Juggalo and hence a rebel, why are you all the damn same? Why do you buy your clothing all from one handy pre-packaged subcultue shop?
Listening to more than 3 tracks by ICP in a given day will kill a fully grown man. Hence, even the die hard Juggalators or whatever can't listen to ICP all day. What they've done to fill the time though, is to constantly diss eminem, or femininem as they all him. (Wow, you Jugglies are clever).
Why waste all the time slating eminem? He's shit, we all know that, the world knows that. Yet he's better than ICP, probably because there's only one of him, and he only acts like a clown and doesnt dress as one.
To some up:
ICP are shit.
Juggalos are stupid.
Juggalos probably engage in fetishistic clown orgies with each other.
Eminem is also shit.
But not as shit as ICP, and their fans.
The Insane Clown Posse, are a bunch of men who dress up as clowns. I don't know why, but its probably for some sort of fetishistic act involving more clowns and the whip carrying cicusmaster.
Apparently, they are some sort of rap group. Like every other rap group in the world, they talk themselves up, trying to make themselves as some hard ass motherfuckers outcast messiahs. Do i really have to tell you that, they are not in fact messiahs, and that they are not in fact anywhere near good. In fact, The Insane Clown Posse are one of the biggest bags of shit, not in the music industry, but in the world as a whole.
Rap music is shit. Rap music done by clowns is infinitely worse. And their fans, or Juggalos as they call themselves, like this crap. Hence we have come back to the original statment, Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact.
The only reason Juggalos like ICP is because they think that their image is cool and funky, and that by liking them, it gives them an excuse for being the fat outcast losers they are. This phenomenon, along with the Slipknot goth fans is the most generic and conformist form of teenage rebellion there is. If you're a Juggalo and hence a rebel, why are you all the damn same? Why do you buy your clothing all from one handy pre-packaged subcultue shop?
Listening to more than 3 tracks by ICP in a given day will kill a fully grown man. Hence, even the die hard Juggalators or whatever can't listen to ICP all day. What they've done to fill the time though, is to constantly diss eminem, or femininem as they all him. (Wow, you Jugglies are clever).
Why waste all the time slating eminem? He's shit, we all know that, the world knows that. Yet he's better than ICP, probably because there's only one of him, and he only acts like a clown and doesnt dress as one.
To some up:
ICP are shit.
Juggalos are stupid.
Juggalos probably engage in fetishistic clown orgies with each other.
Eminem is also shit.
But not as shit as ICP, and their fans.
Hey, you going fox hunting today tom?
No, with the labour government looking to ban hunting and the bad press it's received of late, i no longer fox hunt.
So why are you in your hunting gear?
I'm off to hunt Juggalos with my wild dogs. Thats still legal, and always will be.
No, with the labour government looking to ban hunting and the bad press it's received of late, i no longer fox hunt.
So why are you in your hunting gear?
I'm off to hunt Juggalos with my wild dogs. Thats still legal, and always will be.
by bastardo_bill April 12, 2005
a bunch of underdeveloped little homos who take pride in "individuality" while at the same time taking pride in drinking the same kind of soda, wearing the same kind of shoes, using the same slang, and listening to the same bands. also talk tough but never have anything to show for it. a bunch of sissies who were either molested by their uncles or beaten by their stepdads. oh yeah, plus horrible "music."
by broseph April 17, 2005
by Shard March 1, 2005
by Jonathan Blue April 19, 2005
any dumass who listens to ICP. They dont even notice that Elton John or Paul McCartney could beat them in a fistfight. ICP sucks balls. Juggalos do the same, but to eachother.
by seymourislander February 20, 2005
SHUT UP! First point, juggalos are fucking gimps. The correct definition is somewho who is homosexually attracted to the Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos think they're proper hard and are always on about fuckin hatchets, i'd bet none of the juggalos in the world have ever commited an act of violence. They always on about being 'down with the clown' , what the fuck are you talking about, what, you like some clowns? good one retards. Juggsalos are thick pieces of shit who wouldn't know real music if it bit them on the ass. They pretend to be gangsta but my pet cat is more gangsta than them. Plus they paint their faces which in my opinion makes them as bad as fans of slipknot if not worse. IF YOU ARE A JUGGALO YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LITTLE BOY WHOS THINKS THEY'RE A GANGSTA. FUCK OFF.
by FUCK YOU JUGGALOS February 23, 2005
Someone who is down with the clown and will be till there dead in the ground - another ICP fan
(Also known as, someone who hates bigots, likes (absurdly catchy) murder music, and wears clown makeup. there's literally nothing wrong about it, you can all suck a dick.)
(Also known as, someone who hates bigots, likes (absurdly catchy) murder music, and wears clown makeup. there's literally nothing wrong about it, you can all suck a dick.)
ID RATHER GRAB MY DICK AND TELL UR MOM TO FUCK OFF
I KNOW YOUD PROBABLY START TO TRIP
AND SWING AT ME BUT HIT VIOLENT ED IN THE LIP
LOOK, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM TRYNA SAY
JUST DONT FORGET ME LIKE YOU DID WITH ROB BASS
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE WORLDS LIKE FUCK US KILL US
WHAT WILL YOU BE
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN IM 103
WHAT WILL YOU BE?
DOWN
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE WORLDS LIKE FUCK US KILL US
WHAT WILL YOU BE?
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE CARNIVAL COMES TO YOUR TOWN?
IMMA BE DOWN WITH THE CLOWN
IMMA BE DOWN
IMMA BE DOWN
DOWN WITH THE CLOWN TILL IM DEAD IN THE GROUND
(Juggalos/Juggalettes are cool as fuck. love you guys)
I KNOW YOUD PROBABLY START TO TRIP
AND SWING AT ME BUT HIT VIOLENT ED IN THE LIP
LOOK, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM TRYNA SAY
JUST DONT FORGET ME LIKE YOU DID WITH ROB BASS
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE WORLDS LIKE FUCK US KILL US
WHAT WILL YOU BE
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN IM 103
WHAT WILL YOU BE?
DOWN
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE WORLDS LIKE FUCK US KILL US
WHAT WILL YOU BE?
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE CARNIVAL COMES TO YOUR TOWN?
IMMA BE DOWN WITH THE CLOWN
IMMA BE DOWN
IMMA BE DOWN
DOWN WITH THE CLOWN TILL IM DEAD IN THE GROUND
(Juggalos/Juggalettes are cool as fuck. love you guys)
by Siristhecartographer January 26, 2023