hottest guy you will ever meet an absolute lad has a massive cock and just hearing his name you'll be so wet you'll need to change your underwear and have a shower. he has massive muscles and a great personality you will instantly fall in love with this handsome beast. all the girls love him and want to take of their clothes immediately and he has a friend called scott who is gay as fuck no one likes him hell always be lonely
omg thats josh hottest guy on the planet
id pay millions to smash that
by ppmassive November 3, 2020
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Josh is a versatile word that can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

When used as a verb, to Josh means to ask for very small trivial things in quick succession repeatedly. Usually to everybody within close vicinity of the person performing the Josh.

When used as an adjective, when someone is Josh it means that they like to ask for very small things in quick succession repeatedly.

When used as a noun, to call someone a Josh means that they ask for very small things in quick succession repeatedly.
Person 1: Hey Kevin did you get Joshed last night?
Person 2: Yeah it was very annoying. I had to tweak the colors on some buttons for 4 hours straight.

Person 1: That guy is being such a Josh.
Person 2: Did they ask you to add padding to the container again?
by Joshyboiii December 13, 2018
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A Josh is an amazing friend to have. Cute, funny, sweet, and like totally amazing. He is a great listener, almost like a therapist. You will probably fall for him one way or another especially if he's british. He also has really amazing eyes, like they are cool to look at. He is really fun to hang out with and just have a good time. Everyone needs a Josh as their friend or more.
"I met this amazing guy"
"must be a josh"
by fappythedolphin January 6, 2013
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An amazing guy who is always laughing, but don't be fooled. he is also a serious person. He is not like all the other guys, he is sweet and charming. He likes girls, but only he right ones. he knows who he can trust so be nice and trustworthy because Josh is the best guy you'll ever meet. he is romantic, but doesn't start to interact with a opposite sex until age 14-15. but it's cuter that way. don't treat a Josh mean because he is really strong, even if he doesn't look like it. he will try to impress you for days.
by lilri October 25, 2014
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Joking; just kidding: Comes from the name Joshua the jokester.
Joshua the jokester got tired of people always saying, "just kidding" a phrase that was being referred towards him, since Joshua was a jokester; therefore he decided to use joshing instead of joking, or just kidding.
by Creamtwinkies May 2, 2012
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He is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Don't ever let him go. He loves you for you. Josh is also a huge hugger. I love my josh.
Josh is my cuddle buddy
by Emylee24 March 20, 2015
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by doocle October 29, 2020
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