jonny madson

has a moustach. known to some as... "hott jonny", "jonny autumn", "jonny approved", "honey", "dear", "the jonny", "father", "daddy", "jonny tsunami". has a pile of gum in his stomach. characterized as a foot long hot dog. has a sugar mama. freakishly tall and skinny. watches an obscene amount of movies. homeless. had sex with his ex's mom. loves camo. the uni-bomber. kills unicorns. has a snoring disorder. drinks like a camel.

"daddy, can we go to jamba juice today?"

by natalie and lindsey April 20, 2005

Jonnymanson

A guy that fits into more or less all of the below categories:

A worthless spineless guy.

One who abuses insecurities of girls to gain sexual pleasure at their expense; the act of acting on a girls insecurity (emotional or otherwise).

In reference to the above - one that maintains a relationship purely to obtain his partner sexually by any means necessary (lying about living her etc...)

A guy that cheats on his girlfriend (who stupidly believes in him through an act of manipulation of her weaknesses), who then finds out about it but still believes that he loves her.

Guy with a small dick.

'I pulled a jonnymanson with the new girl'
'that guy jonnymansoned my sister'
'why is she really upset? she realised her boyfriend is a jonnymanson. she took it really hard'
'How big is your boyfriends dick? About 10 jonnymansons'

by Alex Johnstone December 13, 2008