Jondus 

A sexually transmitted disease that you can get only by buttsex.

I had buttsex with kate last night and I think I gave her jondus.

Jondus by Jsols December 25, 2008

Jonus Bonus 

An iteration of the well-known Shocker maneuver. While applying the Shocker, you mad add the Jonus Bonus (aka Jo-Bo) by tickling the females clit with a flicking of the thumb. The strength and severity of the tickling depends solely on the dirtyness (and to some extent) size of the girl.

Dude, she was really feelin it so I slipped her the Jonus Bonus. It was grade A brah!

Jonus Bonus by thatjgirl January 19, 2010

Jongus 

Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.

Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"

Jongus by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022

jondis 

another term for majuana. jondis is short for marajondis

Example: hey bro, pass me that jondis

jondis by shayne88 April 9, 2010

Jonius

Someone who has a wide knowledge of the Jonas Brothers

"Nick Jonas' starbucks addiction is Green Tea Frappuccino's"
"Wow Helen you are a Jonius"

Jonius by Sami11 September 28, 2009

jonus 

a penis, especially in the pub

OCL can buff my fuckin' jonus.

jonus by Starrbarr September 29, 2005

the jonus 

the penis, especially in Publishers

girls in the pub love the jonus

the jonus by Starrbarr September 23, 2005