Johnson off

When a group of men see who gets the biggest erection

Mike bet $50 that he would win the big johnson off at Jake's frat party.

Johnson off by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011

Hop Off My Johnson 

Hop off my johnson means in a different phrase "get off my case". Used mostly when youre just joking around with your friends but can also be used when trying to get someone thats attempting (and probably failing harshly) to tell you off. They get confused, you walk out feeling good that you got away from that.

Person 1: "I bet you've never even been kissed before, have you?"

Person 2: "Hop off my johnson!"
*person 2 walks out while person 1 is still in a state of confusion.

Hop Off My Johnson by SceneSuxBalls kthnxbai! June 9, 2010

Hop off my Johnson 

Synonymous with "hop off my dick". A phrase primarily used to tell someone to "stop sucking up to me".

Hannah: Josh, you are so smart and attractive.

Josh: Hop off my Johnson!

*Hannah begins crying and runs away embarrassed*

Hop off my Johnson by Laffs November 14, 2011

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office 

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019