johns hopkins

Johns Hopkins is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.

Alex was so happy to get into Johns Hopkins that he did not think of the consequences of attending. Yay i got in... oh shit I came.

by cellar door January 18, 2005

johns hopkins

a place where u pay 50,000 dollars a year to be miserable

Hey, don't you go to Johns Hopkins?
Nah, I decided they have to pay me next year to come back.

by firstlegend0208 May 11, 2009

johns hopkins

where everyone who got rejected from harvard, yale, standford, mit, caltech, and princeton goes to college.

"man, rejection day senior year in high school was the worst, except for my acceptance to johns hopkins!"

by a&s '04 December 26, 2005

Johns Hopkins

A university that tries to be the best at everything, including grade deflation.

Sometimes I wish I had gone to Harvard where you get easy A's, instead I'm at Johns Hopkins.

by jhu22 January 17, 2013

Johns Hopkins

My favorite pick-up line

Me: "Hi I'm going to Johns Hopkins Med School"
Girl: "Make babies with me NOW"

by Ben Carson's Gifted Hands May 20, 2009

Johns Hopkins

A veritable torture chamber, which uses work, a grading scale, and a city to beat the living crap out of you.

Johns Hopkins Universtity, where your best hasn't been good enough since 1876. Somewhere the work stops and the pain begins.

by and i'm not even a pre-med May 3, 2005

John Hopkins

The way dumb people say the name of Johns Hopkins

Person 1: I'm going to John Hopkins

Person 2: Really? Well I guess I won't be seeing you because I'm going to JohnS Hopkins.

by Josh.F July 8, 2011