John An

A German hottie with a sexy pointy dick. The number of atoms in the universe is the closest known estimate of the number of hymens he has destroyed.

"John An is going to spread my cheeks like butter"

by sheeshbutt April 3, 2021

John with an H

A faggot who spends all his time on the internet

Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.

by Colina August 5, 2018

an Elton John

When you have gay sex but you have to be dressed as Elton John.

Don give an Elton John to Terry.

by hashbrown1224 May 12, 2023

pull an Elton john

This word refers to a husband divorcing his wife and later marrying another guy.

Bob>My dad left my mom for another guy
Joe> Whoa, your dad had to pull an Elton John on you to

by Krisy K. January 21, 2006

John and Charlie's Journey

John and Charlie's Journey, aka John Junior, is a British rapper, songwriter, and mental health, campaigner.

Have you heard that new song from John and Charlie's Journey? It's crazy good.

by John Junior 1 October 1, 2020

john and gail

A Canadian shot. It's a mix of 50% Bailey's and 50% Green Creme de Menthe.

Hey Carl, order everyone a John and Gail and we'll celebrate your vesectomy.

by Lee Thargic August 19, 2023

John and Jess

A John and a Jess together is the best combination in the universe. No one doesn't know why, even themselves, but it just happens naturally. It's something that happens unexpectedly, and do you know what they say about the unexpected? "The best things happen unexpectedly". They both have the same interests and bond like there's no tomorrow. Them being together is the definition of genuine love. Nothing can break their bond, not even an incurable bowel disease or bent pinkies.

Mason: Who are they over there and why are they together?
Adobe: It's John and Jess together, that's one of the most best and rarest things to witness in one's lifetime.

by Fortnitekid2004 April 10, 2020