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joga bonito 

The concept of returning soccer to its high and honorable state. To remove cheaters, hackers, and divers. To play with honor, pride, respect, strength, and as a team. Two simple words that on literal translation mean "play pretty", but are left for each and every soccer player to define it with their own style
Never abandon your teammates, that is joga bonito.
joga bonito by nick91 May 16, 2006
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joga bonito 

A common saying by many soccer players around the world meaning, "Play pretty". It comes from the Portugese language.
The Nike Soccer ads with Eric Cantona advertising Joga Bonito
joga bonito by Janie Doe April 24, 2006
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joga bonito 

Joga Bonito Portuguese for Play Beautiful
Used in football (soccer if your American) when you want to congratulate someone for playing well
That was some 'Joga Bonito' play mate

Joga Bonita 

Play Beautiful

as popularized by nike's soccer commercials
Joga Bonita by Kyle May 30, 2006

jogabonitoi

Adjective - Something of a notably flamboyant, impressive or relatively neutral manner.

Verb - May be used in place of any verb if sufficient prior contextual foreword is provided to allow your conversational partner to deduce the meaning of the sentence.

Is often used as an exclamation of joy or bemusement.

Origin: from the Portugese "joga bonito"
Person 1 - I just saw Barry jogabonitoing down Alfred Road - and get this - he's wearing those dumb pants that his grandma jogabonitoed him last christmas!

Person 2 - The same ones he wore when he jogabonitoed Sally at the disco?

Person 1 - Those very ones! I swear I could still see the jogabonitoi stains on them!

Person 2 - Oh gross dude! Jogabonitoi!
jogabonitoi by Dshar December 24, 2012

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026