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Joey Gladstone 

Originally from the 1980's sitcom, Full House, is now used to describe one whom feeds off another family, ala a parasite, and finds refuge in that hosts basement.

See also Andy Morris, not to be confused with Zach Morris, from another 1980's sitcom, Saved by the Bell.
Awesome Cale, you're gonna be such a Joey Gladstone when you grow up!
Joey Gladstone by Play Galaga! April 25, 2005

joey gladstone 

the act of being a shitty comedian, or bombing while performing comedy
he was so joey gladstone at the party yesterday that I felt embarrased.
joey gladstone by Tony91919 December 11, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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