Simile for semen
Specifically, what a person that is bad at the video game 'CALL OF DUTY' gargles and swallows.
Specifically, what a person that is bad at the video game 'CALL OF DUTY' gargles and swallows.
"You just got joched on!"
"You literally have joch all over, around and inside your mouth"
"How do you like that ooey, gooey, sticky, slimy, nasty, stinky, milky, wet, murky joch in your mouth?
"You literally have joch all over, around and inside your mouth"
"How do you like that ooey, gooey, sticky, slimy, nasty, stinky, milky, wet, murky joch in your mouth?
by Real Joch Clan on instagram February 17, 2023
Get the Joch mug.A child in high school nicknamed Joch, when his real name is Josh. Hes generally cringy and short, not to mention kind of retarded.
He acts like hes so cool but is actually a nerd
Haha ly Joch
He acts like hes so cool but is actually a nerd
Haha ly Joch
by Ya h0e March 14, 2019
Get the Joch mug.by RagingFireType April 12, 2021
Get the jochelle mug.An beautiful kind girl who will stick up for the people she cares about. A Jochebed may be mean at times but remember that she's not always as tough as she acts. Jochebeds tend to do whatever is best for them so be kind to them and they will take care of you.
Look at that Jochebed.
by ChocoChips October 12, 2010
Get the Jochebed mug.This nigga is the coolest white dude I've ever known.
He fits in the hood just about right.
My nigga Jochen
He fits in the hood just about right.
My nigga Jochen
by lonny420blazeit February 20, 2019
Get the Jochen mug.A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.
Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."
"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."
"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
by HSstudent April 10, 2012
Get the Jochamism mug.Jochen comes from the hebrew word Jojakim or Jojachin meaning "raisede by Jahwe". It signifies that this person is loyal, honest, brave and good. In fact, Jojakim was the ancient king of Juda and the father of Jojachin. In the German speaking area this name became very popular during the 16th and 17th century. In Dutch slang Jochen is a knick-name for a small boy at elementary school. Many Jochens became very rich. There is a coin named after Jochen, the so called Joachimsthaler.
by Freezer1 February 7, 2010
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