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Joacim is the most handsome person in the world, not only is he handsome he also take good care off his friends.
Joacim is a one off a kind person. He will love you like no one else in this world.
A Joacim is also a hard working man, who enjoy a good time at the gym,

Joacim is a funny and enjoy wasting time whit his Friends.
That person is a Joacim

Woa look, there is a Joacim
Joacim by Awesomeguy666 October 10, 2018
Joacim is a Swedish boy name that is pretty uncommon.
It's an alternative to Joakim.

Joacim is not really ugly, he is though suicidal and everybody else is stupid.
Yeah he has a big ego, but he hates being called A Fuckboy.
He's the type of guy to love his friends and likes brining in new people
- Hey, isn't that your crush?
- Yeah.. He's a Joacim..
Joacim by J. Ericsson December 12, 2016
That one guy with the hottest penis in the world, every girl tells Joakim that he is a great fucker.

He will make your life better in the bed, that will say under the day and under the night. He is always extremely hot and sexy.
Girl 1: “I have never felt something like this,WOW!

Joakim: Ikr ;)
Joakim by On11-chan October 20, 2020
1.A male name. The typical Sewdish Joakim could be social, active (sports), tall, intelligent, funny, and with a great look <3. He loves to help and is very loveable but sometimes nothing seems to be going well for him. Usualy he's happy and you will often see him with a smile.

2. A guy that likes pie
1.

Girl: Do you think I'll ever be on a date with Joakim?
Girl2: Back off! He's mine.

2. Mmmm pie.....
Joakim by The King Of Pie (T.K.O.P) September 17, 2011
Joachim is the name of a still-living legend.

He is the best at almost everything he does.

But Joachim is also used as a nickname for everyone who are unbelieveable talented, no matter he does.

If someone, except the real Joachim, should be called Joachim, it has to be someone who is extremely out of scale, such as Chuck Norris and Hansi Hinterseer.
1: daaaaamn! That was amazing!

2: Yes he is quite talented

1: Yeah he's almost a Joachim

2: Calm down dude.... calm down

1: You're right.... There's only one Joachim
Joachim by Joggerev January 3, 2012
1 a swedish name for male.
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!
-i think im gonna define a word on urban dictionary.
-that is?
-joakim.
-whoa,i know.will u ask him to see ur definition?
-no?mby he will find out it someday.and its a little bit stupid anyway.
-haha,i can see that.
Joakim by appear online February 4, 2010