Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.
by R. Tran December 2, 2006
The act of running your hand over a window that has condensation on it, then wiping it on your friends face.
Scott "Hey fag want some window jizz?" *wipes it on his face*
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"
by JR1995 January 9, 2011