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Jizz 'N' Run
When you are doing a girl in the pussy and you are about to jizz, you jizz then get the hell out of there and she will never know what hit her.
Dude, I was totally doing this hot ass blonde last night. She had the tightest pussy and said she didn't want to get pregnant and I didn't want any trouble so i pulled a Jizz 'N' Run!
Jizz 'N' Run by Jacob/Gaurav March 16, 2008
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Run and Jizz
The act of doing a full out sprint into a crowd of people while you masturbate onto poor defenseless people.
Run and Jizz by Dr. I Know Things December 4, 2010
Jizzrun
After the physical act of copulation, if the male ejaculate is allowed to spill inside the female cervix, she will most likely run or walk (at a brisk pace) to the lavatory to allow said ejaculate to drain from her nethers.
Last night my missus went for a Jizzrun but didn't make it, so I made her clean the floor...
With her undies.
With her undies.
Jizzrun by Thunderbox69 September 5, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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