jizz run

when you are jacking off and someone pulls into the driveway right as you are blowing a load

"dude i had to make a jizz run when my girlfriend pulled up last night!!"

"dude me to!!!"

by mr_kirch February 28, 2008

Jizz 'N' Run

When you are doing a girl in the pussy and you are about to jizz, you jizz then get the hell out of there and she will never know what hit her.

Dude, I was totally doing this hot ass blonde last night. She had the tightest pussy and said she didn't want to get pregnant and I didn't want any trouble so i pulled a Jizz 'N' Run!

by Jacob/Gaurav March 16, 2008

Run and Jizz

The act of doing a full out sprint into a crowd of people while you masturbate onto poor defenseless people.

I saw my brother run and jizz at the football meet yesterday.

by Dr. I Know Things December 4, 2010

Jizzrun

After the physical act of copulation, if the male ejaculate is allowed to spill inside the female cervix, she will most likely run or walk (at a brisk pace) to the lavatory to allow said ejaculate to drain from her nethers.

Last night my missus went for a Jizzrun but didn't make it, so I made her clean the floor...

With her undies.

by Thunderbox69 September 5, 2013