Jizzrun

After the physical act of copulation, if the male ejaculate is allowed to spill inside the female cervix, she will most likely run or walk (at a brisk pace) to the lavatory to allow said ejaculate to drain from her nethers.

Last night my missus went for a Jizzrun but didn't make it, so I made her clean the floor...

With her undies.

by Thunderbox69 September 5, 2013

jizzunctivitis

n. conjuctival redness, irritation or intra-ocular foreign body sensation caused by instillation of jizz into an unsuspecting victim's eye. may be bilateral.

"i was in the emergency department for seven hours, only to learn that my red, sore eye was caused by a severe case of jizzunctivitis. my boyfriend is a dead man."

by x0rz February 8, 2010

jizzjunkie

A person addicted to Jizz.

You're a Jizzjunkie.

by Robs April 13, 2004

Jizzrinate

It is when you urinate/jizz on someones head.

Man 1: OMFG! Is it true that you jizzrinated on Connie's head?

Man 2: Hell yeah! I have such good aim!

by Cornflakes.Cowboy May 6, 2009

jizzruption

an act commited during the viewing an image so immensely captivating that the viewer literally secretes fluids in a forced and uncontrolable manner

1: i saw a ____ and jizzrupted

2: he was injured last night during a violent jizzruption, neighbors say it lasted for minutes

3: the word jizzruption is immature, which i pronounce it immatooer- haters

by individual2734 March 14, 2009

Jizzgun

Another word for a penis. Since it shoots out jizz, it is named jizzgun.

She kept playing with my jizzgun until it jizzed on her face.

by Coo Man July 26, 2010

Jizzuntighted

To ejaculate onto a woman's face, than have her put the "stuff" into her nose. When she sneezes, yell "Jizzuntight!".

"Yo man, what the fuck is that shit on your floor?"

"Dude, me and my girl were having sex and the bitch jizzuntighted all over my rug!"

by OMGitbeJohn May 16, 2009