Jizz Juice

Nutting in a cup and having a girl swallow it. Can be mixed with rum or vodka

I had rough sex with karen after she drank my jizz juice

by zcupp September 22, 2010

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Jizz Juice

noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.

“She drank up that jizz juice when’s she was giving me that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”

by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021

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Juice Jizz

The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.

"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."

by StrangeDeucey June 27, 2019

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Jizz and Juice

When you spooge in a girls brown-eye then you piss in it R. Kelly style and you make another ho-bag toss it back like a shot out of bitch #1's rectum.

Yo ladies, you thirsty? Time for some jizz and juice.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 22, 2004

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Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through

HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE

by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022

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Juicy Jizz January

In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.

1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day

Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.

by Honeybbqchnk December 1, 2017

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Juicy Jizz January

Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February

Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"

Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot

by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018

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