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The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.
I got jizz eye the other night from my boyfriend.
Jizz eye by Jon & Kevin September 26, 2021
The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.
I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.
Jizz eye by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021

Pink Jizz eye 

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye
Pink Jizz eye by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

eye jizz 

When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.
GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.
eye jizz by alrightymon June 8, 2010

jizzeyeitis 

When a girl has or gets jizz in her eyes; either from her bf, bukkake fest, random guy she met at a truck stop, etc
Becky had fallen ill with some jizzeyeitis, due to her run in with the football team in the lockerroom.
jizzeyeitis by Mac X September 2, 2004

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026