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Snap Jitsu

Unorthodox variant of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu developed from Gracie Jiu Jitsu and 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu which involves grabbing the neck with the bicep and forearm, and proceed to drop to the ground with a quick snapping motion to initiate different submissions, most likely a guillotine choke or d’arce choke.

Training includes unorthodox, counter productive and sometimes stupid drills and workouts. Some of these workouts include lifting weights while balancing on exercise balls, kicking metal poles, elbowing exercise machines and running through uneven terrain with a weight vest. All must be done with proper eye-protection; polarized sunglasses with a darkest tint available. During training, avoid all cables and wiring at all costs.
Former UFC Lightweight Interim Champion says he will ‘end’ Conor McGregor using ‘Snap Jitsu’
by Grandmaster Ferguson December 4, 2018
mugGet the Snap Jitsumug.

Kirk-jitsu

The fighting style of Captain Kirk, including his flying kick to the chest and one-handed karate chop.
Captain Kirk opened up a can of Kirk-jitsu and kicked their asses!
by Phoenix Pyra April 22, 2011
mugGet the Kirk-jitsumug.

Jew Jitsu

I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009
mugGet the Jew Jitsumug.

Jew-Jitsu

Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David
Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.
by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005
mugGet the Jew-Jitsumug.

Jew Jitsu

When a Jewish person performs martial arts.
Mark: Hey wanna learn how to box with me?
Harry: No, I only practice Jew Jitsu
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
mugGet the Jew Jitsumug.

Jew-Jitsu

Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu
by contactedmundhere April 10, 2015
mugGet the Jew-Jitsumug.

jiu jitsu

Jiu Jitsu is a grappling sport that uses chokes and locks. NOT kicks or punches like in UFC, or MMA. You can use wrestling takedowns or judo throws to takedown your opponent. Its the shit when compared to other martial arts, because most of the other guys know how to fight standing up, but when a jits guy takes your ass down, you dont know what to do when it happens.
-wtf, how did that jon choke out paul?

-cuz jon knows jiu jitsu.
by lemmejitsonyou February 24, 2010
mugGet the jiu jitsumug.

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