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jingle bells 

When a woman lies on her back, giving her partner a deep throat, while his balls slap her on the forehead making a greasy sound.
She wanted to give him a blowjob. He made her lie down on her back and take it all. His oily hairy balls started slapping her on the forehead. She thought it was Christmas and the jingle bells were ringing.
jingle bells by pohotlivata_pena November 6, 2009
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Jingle Bells 

Numerous amounts of grenades landing around you at the same time also know as nade-a-rade
Dude i was in this room and every one started throwing grenades in the room all i heard was jingle bells.

Jingle bells 

Dashing through the snow
in a one-horse open sleigh.
O’er the fields we go
laughing all the way.
Bells on bobtail ring,
making spirits bright.
What fun it is to laugh and sing
a sleighing song tonight. (hey)
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells by bluestinger66 September 21, 2022

Jingle Bells 

When two men DP a female and their balls smack together.
I hate threesomes when me and my friend jingle Bells just to make her black out.
Jingle Bells by Dahammer888 January 11, 2025

Jingle Bells

"Jingle Bells" is an American song and one of the most commonly sung Christmas songs in the world. Legend says that the song made its debut in 1850 in Medford, Massachusetts, composed by James Lord Pierpont. Pierpont was a native of the town and wanted to write something to commemorate the town's annual sleigh races around Thanksgiving.
Song: Jingle Bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Over the hills we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on Bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight!
Oh Jingle Bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Jingle Bells by @MooseGamer14 October 18, 2025

Jingle bells reversed 

Jingle bells reversed is a prank flash animation designed to scare the viewer. It was one of the first to appear on the internet and was created by Mr. Moe, the designer of www.funnypart.com

On the original version on funnypart, before the video is played, a warning message is shown saying it is not suitable for minors of children with heart conditions. Then it brings up a sound track and a play button and tells the viewer to play the section of jingle bells. It plays as expected. Then the sound track visually flips revealing the audio track from the other side. It states that you should turn up the volume for best results. It plays backwards but when the indicator reaches near the end, a picture of Mr. Moe the creator making a face as if he is screaming in negative is shown first. There is a split second pause before a loud and piercing scream is heard.

The scream then echoes away and a message is shown saying "did you get the message? yes, I am a bastard"

This has been widely discussed as being upsetting and distasteful as a prank and was eventually taken down from the website
"have you seen this thing"
"no, what is it"
"it is jingle bells played in reverse"
"jingle bells reversed?"
"ye give it a try"
"tum tee tum too tee tum too"
Now hear it backwards"
"oot mut eet oot mut eet mut AHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"lol u son of a bitch"

buff ting dingaling dingdong jingle bells 

A girl who has exceptionaly fine physical atributes.
Man that girl was buff ting dingaling dingdong jinglebells!
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