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Jew Shout 

Person A shouts (purchases) something for person B, and in return person B purchases something of lesser value for person A.
I brought Michael a pint of beer before, and he just brought a pot in return! He totally Jew shouted me!

I drove for half an hour in the opposite direction to pick this guy up and drive him to a party, and he pays me back by putting in 2 dollars for a pizza. Massive Jew Shout!!

I am not buying Chris any more food at the pub, every time it is his turn to shout he just Jew shouts me. He is a cheap bastard.
Jew Shout by Corks September 25, 2010

jew scout 

Someone who is only somewhat cheap and bitchy. He's not a total jew, but he's getting there so he's a jew scout.
I had to beg for hours to get a quarter from Mike. He's such a jew scout.
Related Words

Jew Shot 

1) The act of dispatching two or more enemies with one bullet. Usually with a Sniper rifle.

2) An unannounced Halo 3/Reach medal- Killing two enemies with one shot of the sniper rifle.

Origin:

World War II concentration camps, Schutzstaffel conserved ammo by lining up prisoners and firing.
Jew Shot by TomLarkin June 8, 2011

Ginger Jew Shot 

A shot that contains: Goldschlager, Peach-flavored schnapps, with cranberry juice.

jew scout 

A person who is a jew and a boy scout or cubscout. So there for they are a jew scout.
jew scout by Andy Kastenbaum November 15, 2006

jew scout 

a jew scout is a person how is a jew and that is a boy scout or a cub scout so there for they count as a jew scout.
That jew scout is in my boy scout troop.
jew scout by Andy Kastenbaum November 15, 2006