Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore
Jason: Alex what?
Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore
Jason: Alex what?
Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore
by ohyeahmesohorny July 16, 2009
by willz69 October 11, 2007
1. A scrumptious pastry type food.
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker
by huskerfan4life52 October 18, 2006
A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.
Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!
by Martyre gall November 25, 2007
bagel that has no insides because person ripped them out and threw them out only what is left is to be eaten.
sometimes lox is put in the empty space
sometimes lox is put in the empty space
hey stop eating your jew bagel who wants to have a bagel with no inside.i like my jew bagel better so shut up and i am not wasting bread by throwing the insides out.
by noah seigel September 21, 2005
A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.
by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006
by Captain Awesomo November 06, 2009