A bagel, lox (thinly sliced smoked salmon), and cream cheese. Just like the staple of "American cusine" is the hamburger, so too is the bagel, lox, and cream cheese for Jews.
Sunday morning brunch: Mom, please pass me another jew burger with extra schmear!
by Nonny December 4, 2005
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A type of magic held by all Jews to con others of their money or to place a curse those whom they dislike.
I forgot to get my change from the bank teller, he must have used his Jew magic to make me forget.
by Christopher Sparling May 16, 2017
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A based person who is aware of the machinations of the tribe. Often silent, although a legion. They bide their time in wait for the final push of the crooked schemers. All will be understood when the time comes, and they will be the champions of the next phase, not self-professed chosen people.
Life was confusing and depraved until I became Jew-Wise.

Dr. William Pierce is legendarily Jew-Wise, Dr. David Duke is on the right track as well.

Jew-Wise White women are the happiest people in the world, because they've found what they've been convinced isn't what they're looking for, and recognize the lies they've been told. They have intelligent and moral white children who are taught to not behave as violent or depraved social and sexual degenerates, who historically built the pillar of morality and social progress.
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A video gamer who hogs health packs, camps ammo spawns, hoardes power-ups, bogarts controllers, is a notorious kill stealer, and always over-collects coins, even though you can't buy anything with them. Also known to be stingy with XP (Experience Points).
"I needed that health pack, you Jew Gamer. I'm about to die and your health was already at 100."
by Marcus from SD September 4, 2009
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Gold that every jew has. They have 2 bags; one is fake and the other is real. The real one is hung around the jews neck.
cartman: kyle, give me your jew gold.
kyle: fuck you fatass. i said i don't have jew gold.
cartamn: give me it now or you are gonna die kyle.
by awahl December 16, 2005
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Gibson: "Those fucking jews hated the Passion, do you know why sugartits?"
Officer: "Sir, if you call me sugartits again you will be tazed."
Gibson: "Because they're fucking jews Sugartits!" *tazed* "Damn jews and their tazers!"
by My name August 15, 2006
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