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Jetpack Joyride 

A game made by HalfBrick studios which is about Barry Steakfries barging in to steal the Machine Gun Jetpack. After that you must go on an endless run to get the highest score without dying.
“Hey man i just had a great Jetpack Joyride run!”
“Oooo nice with who?”
“What do you mean?”
“Like.. Jetpack Joyride.”
“Yeah?”
“Dont you mean-“
“YOU FUCKING HORNY BASTAR-“
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jetpack joyride 

When yo girl is ridin your dick and you jackhammer that shit
Bruh this chick was so hot i took her for a jetpack joyride and busted a nut in like 30 seconds
jetpack joyride by Bruhbrodude April 23, 2018

Jetpack joyride 

Where u make an obstacle course and a naked woman jumps on a mans back while he completes the obstacle course
Oh man dani jetpack joyrided me last night. She was all over the place

jetpack joyride 

when a woman is the big spoon (AKA jetpack) and is jerking his meat (AKA joyride)
“Hey baby, can I have a jetpack joyride tonight before bed?”
jetpack joyride by wonky tonk March 19, 2025

Jetpack Joy Ride 

When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.
Me and Larry both did BIG FARtS at the same time, it made for a crazy Jetpack Joy Ride
Jetpack Joy Ride by belibopter June 12, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026