Jerry's kids

1. A derogatory term for kids who receive support from the Muscular Dystrophy Association. They are called this due to the MDA having a sixty-year partnership with Jerry Lee Lewis
2. A hardcore punk band from Boston who released two albums and still tours today.

1. Noah is one of Jerry's kids.
2. Jerry's Kids kick serious ass! You should really listen to their debut album "Is This My World?"

by hcpunkfan703 July 17, 2018

Jerry's kids

A retard who is behind some sort of window licking it whilst staring at you. Goodtimes.

"Please donate your money to help jerry's kids..."

"freaking what the hell are you, one of jerry's kids."

by J.B.F. April 24, 2006

Jerry's kids

The audience of a Grateful Dead show. A spoof (although not meant to be cruel) of "Jerry's Kids" for whom the Jerry Lewis telethon is held.

When the Dead were in town, all the fast food joints were filled with Jerry's Kids.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Jerry's Kids

Beer Drinking Game!
Each player takes turns casting seven pennies onto a table (or the floor). The casting player gives away one drink for each "heads", and consumes one drink for each "tails". Easy way to remember: Give head, get tail

Progressive Jerry's Kids - add one penny each round (after all players have thrown)

This game is rated Boot Factor 5 - high potential for gastro-intestinal evacuation

Dude, we killed the keg playing Jerry's Kids last night.

by 100:10100 December 10, 2007

Jerry's kids

Marajauna that gets you so funked up that you need a wheel chair to get around. Bud that causes uncontrolable body functions.

I smoked some Jerry's kids earlier.
That jerry's kids gave me the twitches.

by lisarath December 19, 2005

fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

by batash August 4, 2008

More Fucked up than Jerry's kids

The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)

Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!

by Hung way LOW April 26, 2006