jerk off stalefish
jerk off stalefish by Mikey P 4130 March 19, 2008
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Post Jerk-off State (PJS)
My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.
I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.
I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.
Post Jerk-off State (PJS) by CMR430 February 12, 2010
jerk off stalefish
If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.
Go jerk off stalefish!!!
Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
jerk off stalefish by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006
jerk off sock
jerk off sock by TheSpaceBaller November 24, 2015
Jerk Off Snowboarder
Jerk Off Snowboarders, also called JOS's are some of the biggest douche bags you'll ever meet. They are almost as obnoxious as people who drive Hummers. The name comes from the fact that they are downright jerks, and they love snowboarding so much, that they could jerk off to it if they wanted to. Their major goal in life is to go pro (no pro snowboarder is a JOS).
The Style of a JOS: JOS's can be seen wearing the latest snowboarding gear. They have jackets and pants that match their board, bandanas, tinted goggles, gore tex gloves, and helmets. They have their own boards, usually the most expensive out there.
The behavior of a JOS: JOS's are as obnoxious, as they get. They like to yell and scream, usually while speeding down the trails, thus distracting the other people around them. They also like to watch people get hurt, and will drop snow on you from the lift, if they get the chance. If you bump into one on a trail, they will push you down and throw snow on you. If you fall on a trail, they will either use you as a human jump, or jump over you. They are disrespectful, and absolutely hate skiers. They can be found on any mountain, hitting up the terrain park, all day long.
The Style of a JOS: JOS's can be seen wearing the latest snowboarding gear. They have jackets and pants that match their board, bandanas, tinted goggles, gore tex gloves, and helmets. They have their own boards, usually the most expensive out there.
The behavior of a JOS: JOS's are as obnoxious, as they get. They like to yell and scream, usually while speeding down the trails, thus distracting the other people around them. They also like to watch people get hurt, and will drop snow on you from the lift, if they get the chance. If you bump into one on a trail, they will push you down and throw snow on you. If you fall on a trail, they will either use you as a human jump, or jump over you. They are disrespectful, and absolutely hate skiers. They can be found on any mountain, hitting up the terrain park, all day long.
(A kid goes off a jump and falls)
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fucking Fag! If you're gonna do something, then do something good! And get a nice board like mine! Get a Burton, not that shitty rental!
Other Kid: Dude, why don't you leave me alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos? Get a fucking life, that doesn't revolve around snowboarding.
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fuck you! (Gets on his board and speeds away)
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fucking Fag! If you're gonna do something, then do something good! And get a nice board like mine! Get a Burton, not that shitty rental!
Other Kid: Dude, why don't you leave me alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos? Get a fucking life, that doesn't revolve around snowboarding.
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fuck you! (Gets on his board and speeds away)
Jerk Off Snowboarder by AllDayLong1337 March 10, 2009
Jerk-off salt
When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.
Jerk-off salt by NiggaNoit October 6, 2019
Jerk Off Shuffle
1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
Jerk Off Shuffle by Dj Pj August 9, 2016