Jazzorcism

When a person covers a song, but removes all the soul from it.

Did you watch the game last night? Yah! Fucking Fergie performed a jazzorcism on the National Anthem.

Jazzorcism by Jeff Devoe August 24, 2019

jazzercise 

A form of aerobic exercise based on jazz dance

It's so eighties up in here I feel like doing some jazzercise

jazzercise by kingoftheroad June 15, 2009

Jazzercise 

(v): Something even homosexuals will bitch slap a dude for doing. The ultimate in self emasculation.

Suburban Dad 1: Hey Jim! what did you get arrested for last night?

Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!

Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.

Jazzercise by Not Jim, definitely not Jim June 16, 2009

jizzercism 

Expelling demons through the use of jizz.

Suzie seemed a little down today. She just went through a jizzercism.

jizzercism by jizzamo June 14, 2010

jazzercise 

slimnastics.

The students perform jazzercise every day.

jazzercise by uttam maharjan January 10, 2011