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a very extremely confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. very flirtatious. man-whore. Will lead you on. hilarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..

not persistent.

changes moods easily; moody.

greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

"i am soooo confused about what to do about Janz he is great but confusing. he constantly makes me sad, angry, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"

janz by jhcXSkvhjnsdkjovds April 17, 2017

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Janz Studios

An amazing studio that makes games and clothing designs. You can check out this game on Scratch or Roblox.

Man Janz Studios is a great studio.

Janz Studios by minecraftking65 April 10, 2019

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Janz Larry Jr.

Fortnite kiddo, he will die as a virgin

Should we invite Janz Larry Jr. to the party?

No, he is such a crackhead

Janz Larry Jr. by gipsyboy2005 November 23, 2021

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Rocky Janz

Der Rocky Janz ist ein junger Mann. Er ist sehr schwul und mag es, Kühe von hinten zu bumsen. Rocky hat ein Fleischballförmiges gesicht und einen beharrten Bauch. Rocky ist sehr lieb, aber sehr sensibel. Er war in der Schulzeit immer das nervigste Kind und wurde oft als Hurensohn betittelt.

Jürgen: Hey, Oskar! Warum ist dein Arschloch so gross?
Oskar: Das war Rocky Janz, er hat sein riesiger Stinkepimmel in mein Arsch reingesteckt.

Rocky Janz by Pimmelberger69 April 20, 2021

Larry Janz Junior

He is the best person in the world. Everybody knows that.

Do you know Larry Janz Junior?
Yeah he is the coolest guy in the school.

Larry Janz Junior by gipsyboy2005 November 23, 2021

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Desperate Janz

When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.

Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?

Desperate Janz by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

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Janzell

Janzell is often an awesome girl, who's a awesome friend, as she is always there for her friends, she sticks up for what she believes is right, all the time, shes loyal to who is loyal to her, but will not be walked all over, she trusts until she has a reason not too and believes in second chances. Shes a big dreamer and determined to make her dreams a reality, shes not afraid to say how she feels, shes very caring, very mad in the head LOL, and just an all-round nice person and friend.

Janzell is so.. JANZELL!

Janzell by IMJUSTME. August 18, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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